Obama keeps up with a Kardashian
January 26th, 2010 | Published in Sharm On The Scene | 22 Comments
It’s another awkward meeting and this time it’s between US president Barrack Obama and wacky, crazy and foul-mouthed Khloe Kardashian.
Wassup, Khloe?
Wouldn’t it be weird if Obama actually watches Keeping up with the Kardashians and Khloe is actually his favourite? Like OMG. Like totally. OMG.
Anyway, to get yourself a pair of movie passes courtesy of Golden Screen Cinemas (GSC), just make up a crazy two-line conversation between these two famous people.
Example:
Obama: Stop being so rude to your mother, Khloe.
Khloe: Kiss my a**!
Remember, no profanities, racial or political statements okay! This is so totally not worth losing my job or getting arrested…=)
Good luck and post as many entries as you want. Don’t spam and think creatively.
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January 26th, 2010at 5:49 pm(#)
Obama: Be polite my dear!
Khloe: Don’t go and dearie me…
January 26th, 2010at 5:53 pm(#)
Obama: Don’t try to do some silly things here!
Khloe: Let’s try and see, beg me if you can…
January 26th, 2010at 6:09 pm(#)
Obama: OMG! Kourtney’s boyfriend is such a douche-bag. And what’s up with calling yourself Khloe Kardashian-Odom? Hyphens are like SO last year.
Khloe: But it’s so much better than Jolie-Pitt right? That’s like 5 minutes away from arm pit. And did you hear about their split? OMG!
January 26th, 2010at 6:20 pm(#)
Obama: Hopefully I won’t hear any of your smart retorts now.
Khloe: No worries, I’ve pledge to be on the best behaviour.
January 26th, 2010at 8:42 pm(#)
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January 26th, 2010at 10:50 pm(#)
Khloe : Yeah, u better stand up and show me some respect when you’re shaking my hand!
January 26th, 2010at 10:51 pm(#)
Khloe : Yeah, u better stand up and show me some respect when you’re shaking my hand!
Obama : OMG!
January 26th, 2010at 11:30 pm(#)
Obama : I heard you recently got married, congratulations!
Khloe : I heard you tried to quit smoking since moving in to White House but has failed miserably thus far.. congratulations, Barry!
January 27th, 2010at 9:44 am(#)
Obama: Do you think my tush would look good in jeans from your boutique?
Khloe: OMG Mr. Prez, don’t make me blush now!
January 27th, 2010at 9:46 am(#)
Obama: Why are you staring at me like that? Do I have spinach in my teeth?
Khloe: No Mr. President, but you have handsome on your face.
January 27th, 2010at 10:10 am(#)
obama: hey what dya think of a show called ‘keeping up with the obamas?’
khloe: sorry sir, but i dont think there’s much to keep up with. you’d need more drama. and you need to be rude to your mother too.
January 27th, 2010at 11:18 am(#)
Obama: That dress your wearing is a disaster Khloe.
Khloe: You mean like US Economy? By the way, I got the fashion sense from the First Lady.
January 27th, 2010at 1:39 pm(#)
Obama : Are you sure you are not adopted from a family of giants?
Khloe : If I am, then you sure are not the President of USA.
January 27th, 2010at 1:58 pm(#)
Obama: Where are your manners? Stand up when you greet the president.
Khloe: Nice try, Woods. I know who the president is. Pfft.
January 27th, 2010at 2:16 pm(#)
lol @ Celeste!!! hahahaha
January 27th, 2010at 2:24 pm(#)
Obama: is that your new fashion design or a dog?
Khloe: my bobo..and he just poo at the white house.
January 27th, 2010at 2:55 pm(#)
Khloe: Haii! Like Owh-Muh-Gawd your hands are so soft. Oooh! I know, I know! Let’s leave this dump and go get a manicure!!
Obama: … You’re about as welcome here as a fart in an elevator.
January 27th, 2010at 4:39 pm(#)
Khloe: Heeeyyy! B.O.! Oops, um… I didn’t mean… I didn’t think… um, I’m fabulous with fashion, I can really help Michelle!
Obama: I’m sure you’re great but I think that might be a little too much for you, keep up the good job though!
January 27th, 2010at 5:02 pm(#)
Obama : Does Kim really have butt implants?
Khloe : I don’t know about that, but i have boob implants. Wanna see?
February 1st, 2010at 11:15 am(#)
Khloe : Mr President, will you okay a bill to bailout people who cannot pay for the plastic surgery?
Obama : ???? (speechless)
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