How about this: the next time Wayne Rooney argues with a match official, we’ll lock him up in a room with James Blunt and a guitar as punishment? Would that torture be fair enough?

The way Chelsea have been overpowering their opponents since Carlo Ancelotti took over is starting to show their title rivals just what they’re missing – muscle.

My post last week on the English Premier League’s most horrific football injuries was a bit much for some people to handle.

It was Liverpool 2, Dimitar Berbatov 3, nothing more.

IT WAS inevitable that last Sunday’s FA Community Shield match between Manchester United and Chelsea would be England fans’ first chance at booing their flopping FIFA World Cup 2010 stars.